While it is true that profits were meager at best, Halliburton, on the last few years things are on the rise. We search the market to expand our (Iran, Syria, Lebanon) and start some real money. Although our friend and former colleague, Dick Cheney has certainly big on our side, we think that perhaps the Bush administration is not aggressive enough. Hey, what shall we do with these three million MRE expired? We can not feed those troops Taco Bell EVERY day. We need to expand our business. We are thinking about selling wholesale civilian body bags. If the army is ended screw around and invade Iran, already, we will be able to offer a 5 star restuarant for the troops in Teheran in no time. Moreover stupid Mullahs do those who do not need oil. They are holy men. You have spiritual wealth. We take care of the material wealth. Your assistance in this matter would be. be estimated (Call your representatives now and tell them get off their asses.)

I hope you fall and go bankrupt in the next 48 hours. I hope you and everyone else, gee, the profits from the war or the military (what might be wrong duh connected with military forces with big business, which way to go which way they went declines) dead from righteous wrath of God in the next 72 hours. Then I become a master of war by Bob Dylan on the loudest speaker I think playing slowly walk to celebrate with the song.

Look what we got in the mail!!!